June 24th... Re: The refueling of the lover

Hey Piggy,
The show went swell. The penguins decided to cooperate thanks to you...and the fish we offered them mid-act. Thanks for everything, honey. Come home safely!
Kermit
xxx

June 24th... Re: The rerunning of the loafer

Alright alright alright alright allriiight! If it means that much to you, I'll open the barber's at the pole...but the get me out of here before moi's gloves turn to glovcivles...Now get Kermie back on the line. - Piggy

June 24th... RE: QUACK QUACK QUACCK!

Quack! Quack quack quack qwuack quack quacccck! Quack quack quack. Quack quack!!! - Quack.

June 24th... Re: The telling of the rat off!

Rizzo! Get off that laptop! Vous know I only gave the green Mac to Kermie for Christmas because he couldn't figure out how to plug the typewriter into the phoneline to send moi messages! - Piggy

June 24th... Re: The tuneing of the loaf

Hi Piggy,
Ritzo here. Just borrowin' Kermit's computa to download somting while he's onstage. I'll tell him to txt you later.
Boye,
Ritzo

June 24th... re: The returning of the loaf

Kermie!!!
There's six feet of snow down here and I packed only three sweaters and a cardigon...Moi needs my wardrobe almost as much as I need to get out of here!
Piggy
P.S. I thought you said Jimmy Buffet...

June 24th... re: The refunding of the lover

Piggy dear,
We talked about sending someone else and only Gonzo volunteered when he heard they'd be razors...and you when you heard they'd be a buffet...We need this gig, Piggy...I'd be there but I'm trying to put on a show...in fact, I'm late for the opening number! Back in a leap.
Kermie

June 24th... re: The Retuning of the Lover Indeed!

Kermie!

I am waiting at the station now! Just took a moment to check my messages...awaiting with bated breath and cold ankles for a line for vous...And you give me proprecia related PUNS? Why can't Bunsen or Sam open the barbershop...

Piggy

June 24th... re: The Returning of the Lover

Piggy dear,
Are you aware that penguins spend millions a year on Propecia and won't ap'proprecia'ate your abandoning them in this moment of need. Did you book the tickets, honey, because I'm afraid that the Penguin Barbershop Trio may pull out of tonight's show in protest if you return early...
Kermie
xxx

June 24th... I returneth, my lover!

Kermie Kermie sweetie dear,

It appears moi's travel plans have been momentarily adjusted in a teensy weensy manner...(In other words, I am DONE with this stinking trip to open the barber-shop for penguins at the North Pole and am taking the first plane outta here!!!)

Yes, moi realises that technically I haven't opened it yet or made a speech...but technically Penguins don't have beards or hair anyway.

Kissy Kissy,
I'm coming home!
Pig Cheree