Tuesday, June 24, 2008

June 24th... re: The Returning of the Lover

Piggy dear,
Are you aware that penguins spend millions a year on Propecia and won't ap'proprecia'ate your abandoning them in this moment of need. Did you book the tickets, honey, because I'm afraid that the Penguin Barbershop Trio may pull out of tonight's show in protest if you return early...
Kermie
xxx

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